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The Good Boy Image.

Sure you can get a ‘A’ with this, Sure you can have good rapport with old folks with this and sure you would be an example for small children with this. But you know what you can’t get...Answer- A hot chick. I am going to tell you a story. Once upon a time there lived a boy, let’s call him…I don’t know…‘boy’…he was a good boy and always have been. Simple, no show off, caring, sensitive, loving, kind, respected girls…you got the idea naa… Now the story goes like this , there were girls around him who use to play with him, tease him, make fun of him, flirt with him(ya this happens with good boys only)…he use to reciprocate but in a very calm , good and noble manner, but he had a curse due to this ‘good boy image’ he can’t get all feely- feely with girls, can’t have a girlfriend as he was worried what his parents/teachers think if they got to know about it(stupid right?), and he has seen all the ‘stud’ types in the class were the one who really gets the girl . But this

The Cat and Dog world….

Note: I had always wondered what life is on the other side of the wall; well it’s pretty much the same… I, since childhood had a certain fear…of telling a girl that I liked her (the wall)…but on one fine day (or should I say night)…3:19am to be precise, message someone… ”awake?”… And then ‘IT’ happened… (Worst part- I wasn’t drunk) You must be probably wondering…what the hell! Does this has to do with the name of the topic…trust me, getting there…ok let’s see some characteristics of cats and dogs… CATS - are considered to be -   1.) Cute                                                  2.) Indifferent to others feelings (doesn’t get emotionally attached)                                                 3.) Business minded – see where their profit leys or can say they are Smart.                                                 4.) Cunning DOGS -                                   1.) Emotional Fools                                                 2.)

Mere Awesome Fundey

Engineering is a lot of hardwork...done in one day. I got a wonderful brain but I mostly use it for bad things. I am a timewasteaholic. Finding a clean toilet is like finding a gold mine...people usally don't flush... Time is crusially important...i wish time travel was possible. Life is a party and you have to pay for it. I don't understand...why looking out of the window is much more interesting than what is going in the class?? Oh no i passed a mirror and forgot to look at myself.

How 2 make a girl laugh...

Step. 1  Crack a good joke... if she laughs good....if she doesn't Step. 2 No matter how awesome your joke was say "bad joke" with a puppy face... if she laughs good...if she doesn't Step. 3 Run from there, its not worth it... she will surely laugh... 

Limitations of life...

There are many things I want to do, But too little time to kill, There are many things I want to say, But too little lines to tell, There are many things I want to write, But too little pages to write, There are too many places I want to go, But too little road to walk, There are many people I want to meet, But too little things to talk, There are many books I want to read, But too little light to read, There are many things i want to eat, But too little apatite, There are many dreams I want to dream, But too little night to flight, There are too many ways i want to live, But too little life to live.

Things that Drive You...it's a motivational paper

What can make you jump right now? or to get up and run a mile?   or make you get serious in studies? or can make you win a losing game? What is the force which can make you cross the toughest of obstacles? Its motivation, motivation gives you determination, dedication, right set of mind and the power to take your actions. My observation has been that motivation comes from four emotions. The emotions of love, anger, peace and fear. Let me explain them one by one. Love   The numerous examples of romantic stories in which the lovers goes beyond limits to find their love, the love for science & curiosity which made so many discoveries & innovations possible. Love is towards thing which you love doing & can do it continuously without getting tired. It’s your passion and your need, love is the force which makes you move towards your goals with full excitement and enthusiasm.   The simplest way that I can put it is “you do a thing because you love it”. It can be playing spor

My story

I m going to tell you a story kartik but Before beginning this story A note All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead is purely coincidental…and any resemblance to the names, character, or history of any person is too. There was a boy which was very awesome (like me)…lets call him ‘Awesomeness’. He totally had a way with girls…means he had a super power that every girl in the world can fall for him…but (I wouldn’t tell it now it will spoil the fun) When he was small there was a hot + cute small girl…I wouldn’t start like that…sorry scrap that… When he was small he was awesome and super cute…I mean the cutest kid in the planet…nhaa…universe. He had 2 great friends, Awesomeness was in 1 st class at that time, his friends were ‘Shanku’ and ‘Dhananj’ also in 1 st (ya those are the names, get over   it)…there was a girl in their life’s (the one I mentioned before)…lets call her ‘Babe’(Assumed )…the Babe was totally on t