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I m going to tell you a story kartik but

Before beginning this story


A note
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead is purely coincidental…and any resemblance to the names, character, or history of any person is too.


There was a boy which was very awesome (like me)…lets call him ‘Awesomeness’. He totally had a way with girls…means he had a super power that every girl in the world can fall for him…but (I wouldn’t tell it now it will spoil the fun)

When he was small there was a hot + cute small girl…I wouldn’t start like that…sorry scrap that…

When he was small he was awesome and super cute…I mean the cutest kid in the planet…nhaa…universe. He had 2 great friends, Awesomeness was in 1st class at that time, his friends were ‘Shanku’ and ‘Dhananj’ also in 1st (ya those are the names, get over  it)…there was a girl in their life’s (the one I mentioned before)…lets call her ‘Babe’(Assumed )…the Babe was totally on to Awesomeness he too liked her but his other 2 friends said to him that they can’t live without her so he let her go for them…

Then some more girls happened but we will cut that.

Then again there was a girl super hot again…and was elder then him…and was totally into him, he didn’t care…but there was a guy same age as the girl… he confessed to Awesomeness that he loved her so he patched them up….

Then some more girls happened but we will cut that.

Then again there was a girl named ‘Amya’ and was totally into him, he was not sure that he loved her or not…but she was ok, I mean he considered her ok…at this time he was in 8th he had a friend named ‘Lasutosh’…he(Lasutosh guy) was crazy about her…so Awesomeness let her go too…(not because Lasutosh was stronger then Awesomness...what makes you think that?)

In 9th he had a friend named karthick (not you kartik)…and there was a girl named ‘Nonica’…she wasn’t hot before but later she became…that counts…Nonica was also madly in love with Awesomeness (I mean who wouldn’t…that guy is awesome)…karthick proposed to her…out of mercy (as karthick was Awesomeness’s best friend)…she said yes…so he let her go too…and was happy for you guys…I mean those guys.

Then some more girls happened but we will cut that.

In college the same thing happed again…I mean whenever any hot chick likes Awesomeness his closest friend, fells in love with her and he has to let her go…sad haan…I know…it’s a curse that keeps happening to me…I mean Awesomeness. This time the most hottest first year girl (which is also the miss fresher (super hot)…also a model (ooohuuuyyhaa)...and did I mention hot?)…loves Awesomeness (kinda obvious)…and is the only girl that understand his jokes and laugh on them (I mean there are others too but they ain’t hot man)…but he has a great friend who loves her AGAIN….so he let her go AGAIN….

TRUE story

…the end…(Awesome guy(Awesomeness)…by the way)

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Deepak said…
hilarious bullshit!
August 31, 2011 at 1:34 AM
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